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If we're just doing pickup lines:

"Hello,
As you may have guessed by my smooth, deep and sexy voice, or from my rugged good looks, I'm clousems.
Yes, that clousems.
International sex symbol of internet chess forums.

"I find you rather attractive, and I would like to invite you back to my place for an evening of fine wine, yelling at dumbass children for not living up to my expectations, and making fun of old movies.

"If you play your cards right, you could be the Lynda George (whom, I might add, is unknown to today's youth) to my Guy from Pieces."
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I may not be himothy
But I know that you can be my bbg (baby girl)
Is your name Google? Cuz your the only thing I'm searching for. Or you can say, I can't play hide and seek with you cause I can't find anyone else like you.

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