1000 signs that you are a chess player

#112 you say "never play f6" every time your opponent plays f6.

#113 When you call lichess a videogame (I mean... it kind of is...)...

@Cry-Like-A-GM Playing f6 in the opening is just fine in many instances:

Another position:

From here, f6 is the soundest move.

#114 when "two bishops mate" doesn't sound like a church scandal

@A_0123456 I think you need to watch Ben finegold my friend

#115 When you play so good that people actually think that you're Wesley So.

#116 When you think that the queen is more powerful than the king (I mean the king has limited movement compared to the queen...)

@MrAverage Seriously? Well I wonder what he's gonna do against the Ponziani Opening...

#117 When you talk about a: "Black and White Night" referring to Roy Orbison's famous concert and Chess interchangeably.

#119 when you play at least 50 games a day and played more than 12 hours in the marathon.
#120 you would rather play chess than eat dinner

#121 When you spend your school lunch times at chess club

#122 you play a bullet game while your code compiles