1000 signs that you are a chess player

#9 You move like a knight on a squared floor

#10 You only look at the position if a chess board appears in a movie scene (and you get angry when you realize the position does not make any sense)

#11 when someone mentions "Berlin" and "Budapest", you think of a chess openings rather than cities in Europe.

#12 You use ?! and !? in your writing, with a clear distinction in meaning.

#13 Instead of saying "that was an oversight" and "that was a dumb thing to do", you say "that was a mistake" and "that was a blunder".

#14 When you see a chessboard in someone's home, you can't help but ask if they are a chess player.

#15 When you see a chessboard with the pieces set up incorrectly in the starting position, you fix it!

#16 You play chess all day but you don't know why..

#17 When you want to mate other people regardless of their gender.

#18 When asked "How did you do on your date last night?", you respond "I beat her in 4 moves.".

See 3:10 here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSWau3pTyIg